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Rock ’n’ Rolla Tarot 🎸 ♦ A filthy, funny rock ’n’ roll tarot of loud music, bad decisions and absolutely no regrets.

Sale price£65.00

🎸🖤 Turn it up. Shuffle the cards. Try not to trash the hotel room.

Rock ’n’ Rolla Tarot drags traditional tarot through the clubs, studios, dressing rooms, hotel rooms, motorway services and battered tour vans of the rock ’n’ roll world.

Inspired by the gloriously grubby world of 70s and early 80s British music, this 78-card deck takes the familiar archetypes of tarot and gives them guitars, record deals, bad decisions, backstage passes and absolutely no sensible adult supervision.

This isn't polished rock-star fantasy.

It's the other bit.

Sweaty clubs. Battered Transits. Greasy spoons. Analogue studios. Record shops. Music journalists. Groupies at the backstage door. Arguments in dressing rooms. Someone who's definitely lost the master tapes.

The Fool?

F*CK IT. WE’RE GOING ON TOUR.

The Magician wants you to MAKE THEM REMEMBER YOUR NAME.

The Emperor reminds you that YOU SIGNED THE F*CKING CONTRACT.

The Lovers know THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. DO IT ANYWAY.

The Chariot?

GET IN THE F*CKING VAN.

Justice keeps things beautifully simple.

F*CK AROUND. FIND OUT.

And The World?

WE MADE IT.

Beneath the hairspray, hangovers and questionable life choices is a complete traditional 78-card tarot deck.

The four suits each explore a different part of life in music.

Wands are the music itself. Creativity, ambition, rehearsals, gigs, touring, performance and the sheer bloody determination to get on that stage.

Cups head backstage for love, relationships, affairs, adoration, heartbreak, afterparties and all the emotional chaos that comes with them.

Swords deal with the ugly machinery behind the music. Critics, contracts, betrayal, gossip, addiction, paranoia, burnout and the moments when somebody finally has to cut the bullshit.

Pentacles follow the money. Record deals, equipment, royalties, merchandise, studios, success, scarcity and what happens when the dream finally starts paying the bills.

Every card tells its own little story.

There are musicians sleeping in dressing rooms, bands racing to gigs, records being pressed, guitars being pawned, relationships imploding, careers taking off and people making some truly spectacular decisions.

Somebody gets thrown out of the band.

Somebody sells their guitar because they need the money.

Somebody else is standing at the side of the stage thinking, I CAN’T GO OUT THERE.

And somewhere, inevitably, somebody is saying:

ONE MORE WON’T HURT.

Despite the attitude, Rock ’n’ Rolla Tarot isn't a novelty deck.

Traditional tarot meanings run through all 78 cards, translated into recognisable human moments from the music world. Experienced readers can jump straight in, while the punchy slogans and storytelling imagery give intuitive readers plenty to work with.

It's ambition and ego.

Love and heartbreak.

Success and failure.

Money, creativity, temptation, exhaustion, friendship, betrayal and the occasional WHAT THE F*CK?

In other words, it's tarot.

Just louder.

No rules. No judgement.

Just shuffle the cards.

WHAT'S INCLUDED

♥ 78 full-colour, uniquely designed tarot cards
♥ High-quality 410gsm card stock
♥ Complete traditional tarot structure
♥ Original Rock ’n’ Rolla artwork throughout
♥ Rock ’n’ Rolla Tarot printed box
♥ No guidebook
♥ Designed by Hattie Thorn

PLEASE NOTE

Rock ’n’ Rolla Tarot contains strong language and adult themes throughout the artwork and is intended for adult readers.

Rock ’n’ Rolla Tarot 🎸 ♦ A filthy, funny rock ’n’ roll tarot of loud music, bad decisions and absolutely no regrets.
Rock ’n’ Rolla Tarot 🎸 ♦ A filthy, funny rock ’n’ roll tarot of loud music, bad decisions and absolutely no regrets. Sale price£65.00